Monday, January 17, 2011

episode 1.1

Preference.

1. Evenings spent cooking dinner with friends becoming current on one another's lives, over a glass or two of good wine.
2. Honey BBQ Fritos Flavor Twists.
3. Looking at old family pictures from a time before I even existed. It provokes me to imagine what living life in that moment in time would be like.
4. Australian accents and dirty, thick British ones.
5. Oral hygiene.

Irritants

1. Perpetual self-victimization. Especially when that person is the only one who can change the situation.
2. Slow drivers in the left lane.
3. Being asked questions I couldn't possibly know the answer to.
4. Graphic public displays of affection between married couples on social networking sites.
5. Trying to open the car door at the same exact moment it's being unlocked.

1 comment:

  1. lol. i love these. i think we're the same person. i also wonder if a certain irritant isn't referring to me... :) love you.

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